December 2009
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The Whitest Boy Alive - Burning
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“Never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn like fabulous yellow...”
– Josh H thinks you should tattoo these words.
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Wear a floaty dress and a man's watch
I peered into Audemars Piguet and U-Boat with semi-serious intent of swiping a card, but I’m glad I didn’t cause I got these babies instead:
Casio Calculator Watch and BATTERYLESS Casio Solar Watch! Nothing like a blast to the past in the last days of the year. Last days of the decade. Really? You mean I had my teenagehood in the first ten years of a millennium? A...
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She’s beautiful. I’m jealous.
She’s beautiful. I’m jealous because you’re sleeping with her.
She’s beautiful, in a way that nobody can deny. I’m jealous because you’re sleeping with her, and you’ve slept with me.
She’s beautiful, in a way that nobody can deny; more accurately it’s an insolent,...
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Looking over our shoulders at the unknowable...
“this christmas-time, i find my thoughts occasionally straying back to last year with all its implications for the present, and perhaps, the future. but this is, a pointless exercise. assigning significance to events or periods of time, is, i think, a subjective exercise, which only time can objectively rationalise. maybe the best day of my life was really just the best day of last year...
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"don't talk while dancing, for when a man dances... →
Hello ladies you can learn from the 30s! HAHAHAHAHA I nearly pooped myself.
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"a pancake in the shape of a shark" →
This time last year I hooted with laughter and then sorta got all gooey inside reading this.
How to tell if she loves you:
“If you go to a karaoke bar with friends and do a duet of “Endless Love,” and she insists on doing the Lionel Richie part if only so she can really belt out a big “Ooh whoa” near the end, and when you’re done she announces you to the crowd as “Miss Diana Ross,...
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I'd like
for words to be supple again.
And so, I’m here.